Sunday: Tom and I caught a train from London Waterloo down to Portsmouth, where we bought our WightLink tickets and waited to board the catamaran. It was at about this point, looking out at the harbour, that the “Eeeee, we’re going on holiday!” feeling really sank in, and we got quite excited. Also, being a fan of The Beatles, I was endlessly amused by the fact that I had a ticket to Ryde (har-har).

The crossing was surprisingly short, and soon we were walking up the pier towards Ryde bus station. Upon arrival in Newport, we found our bed-and-breakfast, and checked in to the very beautiful Room 12.

After rejoicing over the four-poster bed, en-suite bathroom, and all-important tea and coffee making facilities, we headed out to explore Newport a bit more. Round the shops just as they were closing, into a nearby restaurant for dinner and drinks, and then back to the room where we stayed up late watching old, back-to-back episodes of Red Dwarf. A good day.
Monday: Up early for a full English breakfast, and then off to the Isle of Wight Zoo at Sandown, which I’d been looking forward to for months. They house the largest collection of tigers anywhere in the U.K, and most of the animals there are big cats, which makes it just about the perfect zoo for me.

As you can see, the tigers were pretty chilled out. They spent almost all of their time napping on rocks or in the shade of a leafy tree. In fact, one cat was so lazy that when she decided it was time to change sleeping positions, she did it without actually moving the front half of her body; she just raised her bottom in the air and shuffled her hind legs round until they were in the right place, then laid back down again. None of this unnecessary getting up business. That would be, you know, effort.




However, as much as I love tigers, my heart was unexpectedly stolen by this gorgeous fellow:

His name is Casper, he’s a white lion, and he’s just… perfectly lion-shaped. I don’t know how to explain it any better than that. When I was younger and I read the Chronicles of Narnia, I always imagined Aslan to look how Casper does. Sometimes when you see lions on nature documentaries, they can be a bit scrawny, or strangely proportioned, or they don’t have enough mane. Casper is ideal. He is the Vitruvian Lion. He makes the statues at Trafalgar Square seem disfigured in comparison. And he has the most magnetic gaze, with those unusual pale green eyes.

When we’d finished looking around the zoo and watching the animals being fed, we wandered into Sandown, ordered an enormous pizza from a cheap takeaway place, and shared hot, greasy slices of it whilst huddled under an umbrella on a bench facing out to sea.
Tuesday: A trip to Alum Bay, where we watched a craftsman at the aptly named Alum Bay Glass studio making some vases. Every step of the melting, colouring, blowing, and shaping was performed with deceptive speed and ease.





We also watched some craftsmen at work in the boiled sweet manufactory next door, but unfortunately I don’t have any photos of it. Considering the grim weather that day, we decided not to bother going down onto the beach to look at The Needles, and caught the bus back to Newport after an almost predictable half-hour wait (buses on the Isle of Wight are not very punctual, we found).